NJ: Hi Andrea, how are you this afternoon?
PS: Doing pretty well, thanks...
NJ: Well im glad to hear it! I really am. How many Coors Lite could you drink in the space of an hour without getting sleepy?
PS: I have a lot of fine lines so i think i could drink four.
NJ: Well you're a little baby, aren't you?
PS: Nick!
CW: What kind of Lite beer do you prefer?
PS: I had a Michelob Ultra light recently and it was disgusting.
CW: Can't get no bladder buzz with that shit!
NJ: OK, getting serious now: What is your five year plan?
PS: Nick, I really don't know. I'm feeling put on the spot here. Hmmm lets see. Maybe leave... wait no i can't say that!
CW: (CARY BURPS LOUDLY)
PS: Maybe move back to the burbs, pop out a few kids (LAUGHS/CHORTLES) I also really want to act. I wanna DANCE.
CW: BORING!
PS: Oh and marry John Starks.PS BIGGIE RULES JOHN STARKS IS MY BEEF GOD.
CW: Andrea...
PS: I gotta wrap this up I'm feeling nauseous.
NJ: Fair enough.
Shannen Doherty: She's ruining my life!
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