Mondays... cant beat em..but for an out of work assistant they are pretty run of the mill. in a half an hour i get the distinct pleasure of watching the Steve Wilko show...and if you dont know what that is then consider your self happily employed. YES ladies and gentlemen there is even worse day time television then what you remember from "sick days" in high school. Even jerry Springer's body guard has his own prime time TV show. its sleezy, cheezy and after the show is finished, i have a strong connection to trailers, termites, and the occasional hot rod. but thats just a monday. dont get me started on Tuesdays.. so lets hit the reviews to choose shall we?:
Reviews to Choose:
FAT CAMP: when the going gets tough eat something, At least thats what most of the kids on this mtv Documentary say. god damnit this is the best documentary iv every seen. Petey i.e. the casanova fat kid, who couldnt be more annoying with his lame cheesy pick up lines and his side burns of achne is a high light of this documentary. my favorite scene with petey would definitely have to be when he tried to set up Doug ( the sterotypical fat kid who cant get a date) Petey lets Doug in on the secret to pickin up girls. This crime against humanity started by Doug moisturize his three chubby chins and then petey telling him to kiss all the ladies on the cheek and call them "babe". my skin is crawling.
But who could forget my favorite character. the bread winner, the one who made the show, she sprained four ankles had roommates bitching ON her, her towel fell down before she went into the shower a couple of times.... who is this strong individual you ask? who could over come such embaressament and adversity? DIANE!!.. if i could just get an up to date bio on this broad my life would be complete. recently, i heard, okay i didnt but i know because it said so at the end of the documentary that she started high school in 2006. She is no longer home schooled and is loving her life. she, like most of the fat kid creamsickles gained more then half the weight back. her stomach, honestly, could have broken her back.. which just goes to show you how resilant the human body is... yikes. This show meant so much too me and im sure many others. diane has become a staple in many of my everyday references and made me see why i am so vain. so all i can say is see it, if you cant get your grimy little paws on it i got a boot leg. true story. so that is it for my reviews to choose... and ill leave you off on this note.. please enjoy...
ps: and i do quote directly:
Dianne: If you just would have told me I stank, I would have tooken [sic] a shower. But I thought you guys were being a bitch to me. Just tell me I stink, I'll take a fucking shower.
Girl in Dianne's cabin: When we say you need to take a shower, I thought that means you need to take a shower.
EXTRA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IorWhTAKMF8
xoxo
annoying girl.
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